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It was all about SEX....

By: Treas. Robert Syjuco
Oct. 19, 2011

The topic for the guest speaker of ‘How to Keep Passions Alive’ was just a front so it would be ‘respectable’. It was all about SEX. So if that violates your sense of decency, you can stop reading now because that was all the meeting was about. Well, sort of…

There was the calm before the storm, like the usual committee announcements (actually, a lack of them), plus calls by Pres Archie for more sponsors for the Christmas gift giving for 202 kids , the planned Botolan trip and the planned Governor’s visit. Pres. Archie jokingly mentioned he wonders why the Gov. Billy wants to visit us, so I replied, maybe he wants to give RCMN money? To which he replied, he thinks the opposite is true as the district wants to ask for money! Let’s move on then….next topic!

Vivien Mangalindan, the guest speaker took the floor. She’s a radio broadcaster and communications strategist (whatever that is ). She started by saying, yes she mentioned topic is a front, we are here to talk about SEX! Porong could not contain his excitement!

“Everyone wants sex, let’s not mince words and get to the point of what everyone wants”, she said. She asked each and every one of us, if you no longer needed to work and you could do what you want, what would you do? ‘Sex right?’ she emphasized. Ok, I was thinking of doing the laundry, but ok, now that she mentioned sex, fine…

Answers from the guys to what we wanted to do (slanted to sexual activities, actually) without restrictions ranged from:

a) going to the mall to watch girls ( can I go to sleep now? )
b) have sex 24/7 (that’s more like it, but let’s be a bit choosier shall we?)
c) have sex 25/8 (reminds me of kids comparing who had the biggest robot toy)
d)I want to be like Robert ( thanks Ric ), because he travels on highways others fear to tread…
e) I’m already doing what I like, more or less. (my answer )
f) most I’ve forgotten..
actually my answer was I’d like to travel the world with three (at the same time) gorgeous, intelligent, sexy, horny women, because I’ve already travelled with one and two but not three….but I feared that the others’ fantasies might fall short of that…so I kept it to myself…

She then gave tips:

1) Men who tend to talk about a lot don’t have it, those that keep quiet get it a lot. Like barking dogs hardly bite…true…

2) The sexiest part of a woman is her mind. Contrary to what the other guys in RCMN thought. She said that if you get her mind, she will come to you…..if that was abstract to you, let me explain. it means give them a bit of what they want but leave them hanging for more…and what they want are:

3) Women love men who can make them laugh……very, very true…more than boasting of what you have, just make them laugh…it truly works…

4) Women are like telephones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong buttons you can get disconnected…may I add if you press the right buttons you will go places you did not know of before.

5) Women love confidence. True…..not arrogance mind you, just confidence.

6) Don’t just pull down her panties at 2am, you have to set the stage….because…..read no.7

7) Men are like light bulbs , women are like electric stoves. Do I have to explain?

8) Spoon after sex. Most did not know what that is. Tsk tsk. Ok, offer tenderness after, don’t roll over and sleep/snore/drool. PP Ric demonstrated with Viv. Or was it Chito?

9) When Porong complained that it takes him all night to do it, Viv mis-interpreted it as he does it a long time, which is a good thing…I corrected it as meaning it took him all night to get it up….to which she replied, guys just need to use their digits and tongue and whatnot….to a girl sex is more than “a hard stick in a wet hole’‘, her terms not mine. At that point PP Mac demonstrated his tongue’s flexibility…

At this point Malou then took the floor and promoted her product which ‘solves intimacy discomforts and vaginal dryness’ which affect women nearing menopause. I kind of zoned out as this was not an area of concern to me.

I did wake up when I heard Porong ask for a demo which she happily obliged to. However it was in a way not to his expectations. Just the procedure without the actual anatomy show and tell. Sorry guys.

Robert Velhagen then talked about epigenics. That’s the science of genetics, but the new kind. When we grew up we thought we were born with good and bad genes and that’s our destiny. Or so we thought.

Now it’s been proven that genetic switching (on and off) happens due to diet and environment. You are the sum of who you are born as, plus how you grew up, and ate. He then showed a new product that reverses the gene switching involved in aging. In a pill .That includes you mind your body and your sex life. Yes, your sex life….

I read about that years ago in Discovery magazine and I was willing enough to give it a try so I bought a bottle. I will keep you guys posted!

Viv went back on stage to say this was the best rotary club meeting she had attended. We don’t mind you coming back anytime Viv. You had to be there to feel the giddiness of the guys! Till next time!